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Why I shouldn't Drink...

December 14th, 2009 at 12:45 pm

Work-party last Friday ... got really drunk... You see I am untypically Irish in that I don't drink regularly... but that means I have no tolerance to Alcohol... so when I DO drink, it goes straight to my head and I get drunk really easily.

Last Saturday - hangover from hell. Didn't spend a lot Friday night though.

Last night was the Screening of the 3 min Short Film I helped make. Got pretty drunk by the end of the night - believe it or not ended up in a Lapdance bar.

Now I didn't actually get a Lapdance but I did chat to a georgeous Latvian woman... It's quite funny thinking about it now, but she (doing her job) was so entertaining, engaging, attentive and not at all bothered that I didn't want to see her naked, that I just found myself giving her money every 10 minutes... until my pocket was empty... and then I used my Debit Card to give her more !!

DISASTER !!

Now... she didn't actually ask for money.. but I was like a baby gazelle trapped in the gaze of this amazing actually nice person seductress !!

Ah well, I hope she puts it to good use...

Believe it or not, I don't feel sore about giving her the money.. because she did make me feel on top of the world with her great conversation and rapport... I've just realised that my feminine side is probably more developed than in most men... I mean, what MAN has a great time in a Lap Dance bar without seeing anyone naked !! lol

7 Responses to “Why I shouldn't Drink...”

  1. ceejay74 Says:
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    Hee hee, I'm going to be the same way when I can drink again--I already had a pretty low tolerance so I'm gonna be a REALLY cheap date after a 9-month break! (I have one glass of wine occasionally and even that makes me feel slightly tipsy.)

    As for the Latvian beauty, I bet it was a fun change of pace to earn her money by hanging out and talking--you probably made her night. I just hope you didn't put yourself too much in the red financially. Smile

  2. whitestripe Says:
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    lol Smile it happens. just don't make it a habit!

  3. lizajane Says:
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    'Tis the season to be jolly. Sounds like you were QUITE jolly!!!

  4. Apprentice Bliss Hunter Says:
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    Yep... me was very jolly indeed !

    This month has been a disaster financially... Last December was pretty rough too... I should really set money aside during the year for Christmas - I said I would do this last year but, hey presto, I didn't.

    I still have about 600 euro of presents to buy and no money in December's budget for them.... so I may need to "borrow" that money for a short period from the money I have saved to pay my Loan off early. I even thought about applying for a Credit Card to get my through the next month... but then I quickly dismissed that idea.

  5. fern Says:
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    Actually, a lot of men go to topless or lapdance, etc. bars to get the attention they're not getting at home. At least that's according to various studies. Whey Tyra Banks went undercover to one such bar, she found the same thing, that men love to be made to feel on top of the world, that they're #1, and to have the rapt attention of an attractive female. I guess have 20 years of marriage, it's hard to give that kind of attention to your spouse.

  6. Apprentice Bliss Hunter Says:
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    Yep.... Talking to the woman was intoxicating... as if it was a drug almost..

    I sit at the bar... she comes over and sits to my left. She says "Hi". I tell her she is probably wasting her time and that I won't be getting a Lap Dance.

    She says "Did I ask you did you want a Lap Dance ? No... It's quiet in here tonight and I'm curious... So tell me about you..."

    And that was it... She had me trapped in her lazer beam !! lol

  7. Jerry Says:
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    The Latvian woman was brilliant, as well as gorgeous (assuming ABH was correct). Imagine if something could lead her to use her powers for the good of mankind... She'd probably be the most powerful person in any field, as a politician, insurance executive, academic. =) I hope that she is using the money for good, and that you aren't too far in the hole.
    Jerry

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